Will the Strait of Hormuz become the Strait of America? Will the left characterize ICE “shock gloves” as “wearable firing squads?” Will a CBS news anchor be canceled for sexual harassment? Maybe. We’ll certainly be deconstructing those stories – and others. But only one may make it into Guinness World records – Iran’s “Black Widow” serial spouse-killer, who has offed at least TEN husbands in her search for “Mr. Right.” (We’ll closely parse that one.) It seems Phoebe Gates (Bill Gates daughter) may not be to blame for her alleged “cookie stuffing,” which could conceivably net her 20 years in prison. Her alibi is Stamford University, where she attended a secret class in “How to Rule The World.” The press are declaring themselves “human decoys” after the tarmac switcheroo with Trump and Air Force One (Two? It's so confusing!) They should stop complaining. Hill Clinton and Brian Williamson claimed they ducked RPGs and machine gun fire while carrying out their uber-dangerous missions. Both claims were disputed and proven false. Wonder if they had to return their hazard pay? |