As quoted originally from Maryam Ghaemmaghami Scoble and re-worked by Chris at Lockergnome
10 Reasons why getting up close and personal with a geek!
1.He can fix your computer. There, I said it. Do you really need another reason? He is not a bum. He has useful skills that can make your life (at least the part that is spent on the computer, and lets face it, that is where we all spent most of our time anyway) run smoothly. Not enough? OK, heres number two.
2.He has friends who can fix your computer. So now you are in a relationship and he knows hes got you and doesn't feel like he needs to jump every time you call. All of a sudden he is too busy for you? He has work to do and cant get there fast enough? No problem. Call one of his buddies. Theyd love to help out. Geeks are the most helpful friends you'd ever make.
3.Not a computer person? OK, heres the killer. He can also hook up the TV, connect the DVD player, and TiVo your favorite programs. Hell also hook you up with the sweetest sound system you've ever heard. It would be like angels singing to you.
4.Looking further for another reason? Yes, you guessed it. He has friends who can hook up the TV, connect the DVD player, etc... Etc. etc.
5.And it gets better: Not only can he fix your computer and DVD player, he can do the same for your friends. All of a sudden your social life will pick up. Your phone wont stop ringing. Dinner invitations come up every night of the week. you'd be as popular as if you owned a truck and you dont even have to help anyone move.
6.Sigh... You really want more reasons to date a geek? Fine. Heres one for your vanity. Hell make you shine everywhere you go. No matter how clumsy your sense of style, no matter how awkward your social skills, you'll be a fashion star and a classy diplomat next to your geek. Hell make you look so good; you'll fall in love with yourself.
7.So you are not into computers, TVs, and DVDs, and you dont care about being popular and fashionable. What about the newest techie gadgets? Do you like cell phones, digital cameras, camcorders, or MP3 players? Forget bling bling. Let me tell you, girlfriend, you are going to be a proud owner of the latest gadgets if you ever decide to date a geek. Your cell phone will not only have your best friends numbers on speed dial, it would also be able to take pictures, make movies, and even do your nails. Your sleek, sexy, and very small digital camera will take pictures that will put Ansel Adams to shame and your brand new, top of the line MP3 player will make all the heads turn your way.
8.Not satisfied yet? OK, I hear you. You are saying gadgets and toys are fun, but they wont keep me warm in the middle of the night, if you know what I mean. Well, I didn't think I would have to tell you this, but I guess you are going to make me spell it out for you. Heres the deal, sweet and simple: Your geek will worship the ground you walk on. Hell be so happy that a pretty girl like you paid attention to him that hell be at your feet. Hell adore you as if you were his queen. In his arms, you'll feel like you are at the top of the world. Believe me, I know what I am talking about.
9.I know I got your attention now, but, wait! It gets better. He wont cheat on you, either. You dont believe me? Heres a test. Place the sexiest woman on earth in a room with a geek, say Angelina Jolie in Victorias Secret sexy lingerie. At the other corner of the room, place the latest model of some computer or other. I am willing to bet my bottom dollar that your geek would want to play with that computer much more than getting to know Angelina Jolie. In fact, he might not even see her if the computer is on and connected to the Internet. Cmon, he has to check his e-mail, surf the Web, and blog about the fact that he is in a room with Angelina Jolie ;)
10.OK, reason number ten. Did I mention he can fix your computer?
Yes, after reading this, I would have to, now agree, that any girl would be crazy not to have me... Or any other self proclaimed geek!
