Tale of the Shamed Christmas Dog
The dog was humiliated and all through the night
he whimpered and moaned, and caused such a fright
But nobody noticed that the costume so vile
was left on the dog, at least for a while.
When Santa arrived and saw a fifty pound mouse,
he shot up the chimney leaving the house.
So there were no gifts from Santa that year.
The place was bereft of all Christmas cheer.
No socks, no trains, no pleasant surprises.
All because of unwanted disguises.
Be warned in advance this could happen to you.
Consider this story before you grab for your glue.
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