Saturday, May 09, 2015

No Agenda-The Saturday Memo

Special email for the No Agenda producers and audience,

Sir Isaac of Altadena sends this link.

Apparently the ex-UN chief, Kofi Annan, is now suggesting that the West get used to eating bugs. It seems as if the New World Order elites, who you can be assured do NOT eat bugs, want everyone else to eat bugs because it is good protein and good for the environment. Also good for a laugh (for them, not you).

Kofi sez, "For example, raising insects as an animal protein source. Insects have a very good conversion rate from feed to meat. They make up part of the diet of two billion people and are commonly eaten in many parts of the world. Eating insects is good for the environment and balanced diets."

It seems as if the concept of a “balanced diet” has changed since the founding of America.
Piles of dead Mayflies near the big lightbulb on the Columbia-Wrightsville bridge represents good eating for you peons. Eat bugs not steaks.
At some point you have to assume that these people are just laughing at the public and will taunt the audience with some other outlandish suggestion shortly to see exactly how passive and dumbed down everyone has become.

There should be no doubt in your mind that the public could be easily sold on a bug diet sooner than later.
“What are you having for dinner?”

“I was thinking of a good carrot and cockroach stew and a maggot puree.”

“What do you do about the crunchiness of the cockroach shells?”

“You can buy them pre-cleaned at Whole Foods, someone invented a new process.”

“It’s pretty expensive I hear, what like $40 a pound and they still have the little legs.”

“It’s not that expensive when compared to a lot of other bugs. The legs soften and cook up well if you cook the stew for at least three hours. You do not even notice them.”

“What about desert?

“Yes, delicious caterpillar soy ice cream with ant syrup. Fantastic desert.”

“I’ve never had ant syrup. I only just heard of it. What does that taste like?”

“I do not know where they get these ants but the syrup tastes a little like strawberries and dirt.”

“Sounds delicious. And you know me, I’m from the South so I love eating dirt.”

“Of course. I’ve heard that about Southerners. The ant syrup is great. And it goes well with mosquito biscuits.”

“Yum! I love mosquito biscuits, naturally sweet with that great mosquito flavor.”

“Yeah, that is a great flavor. Did you know that people back in the 20th century and before never ate mosquitoes?”

“Where did you hear that?  Can that be true?”

“Yeah [laughs], they thought mosquitoes were a plague. Some billionaire even tried to eradicate them worldwide.”

“Wow. What an idiot.”

“That’s what I was thinking. Short-sighted. Arrogant.”

---Excerpt, Eating Bugs a ten minute play by John C. Dvorak
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